Alice White Shiraz

Ummm...
Yeah. No! 

Alice White Shiraz invigorates the senses with black currant fruit, ripe plum, spicy vanilla, and licorice aromas and flavors. Since 1996, Alice White has rewarded wine lovers and discover seekers with rich, delicious wines produced in the heart of sun-drenched South Eastern Australia, one of the world's finest wine regions. Alice White Shiraz Wine: Invigorates the senses Aromas and flavors of black currant fruit, ripe plum, spicy vanilla, and licorice.

All that and a bag of chips. I didn't like it. 

NAME: Alice White Shiraz
Variety: Red Blend
Region: Australia
Year: 2012
Price: $6.99

My Review: It's taken me quite a few days to drink this wine. Most of the time I couldn't even finish the glass. 
Too bitter.
Too thick.
There was something chocolate like - I love chocolate, don't get me wrong, but it was a strange chocolate taste. Like a day old chocolate taste. 

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